So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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