I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
