just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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