just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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