Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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