I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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