I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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