My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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