Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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