office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
