so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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