i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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