sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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