Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
is wine microwaveable?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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