he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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