I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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