90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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