You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize