We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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