you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I think people are normalizing furries
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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