margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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