Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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