so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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