i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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