No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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