Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
we're so committed to being not committed
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