Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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