Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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