Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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