this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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