is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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