O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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