I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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