I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Are my feet made of real feet?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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