its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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