If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
50% drunk capacity currently
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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