i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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