Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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