Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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