Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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