also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I think a kid would responsible me up
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
