So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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