I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
This is classic penis vs brain.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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