did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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