Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
high people should be assigned attendants
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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