I heard we made out
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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