Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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