i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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