He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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