it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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