One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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